call me neo

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I made a post (in drafts) of every moment that fucked me up from every animorphs book and I forgot abt it till rn and I haven’t written anything down since book 9 and holy fuck do I have some shit to add 😭

I’m on book 32 rn shit is wild as fuck now damn

idk what im going to do with myself once i finish animorphs i cant just look up “funny ax moments” and have the audiobook play a compilation 😭😭😭 i wish i could own all the audiobooks in some way (physically) like a cd or something now im just gonna have to buy all the books

GOODBYE DAVID

GOODBYE TO YOU

/dhmis

*animorphs spoilers btw

BRO THEY FUCKING LEFT HIS ASS TO ROT AS A RAT 😭😭😭😭 THEY WINCHESTERED™ HIS ASS they screwed his life up so fucking bad (although it was on accident but STILL) and david was left with only two choices. join the animorphs or FUCKING DIE????? and they were like so mad at him for not wanting to fight fucking aliens and risk his life 😭 they threw him into battle bare minimum prep scared out of his mind AND THEYRE LIKE MAN WE NEED TO GET RID OF HIM BUT WE CANT KILL HIM SO THEY FUCKING MADE HIM GET STUCK AS A RAT 😭😭😭 AND ABANDONED HIM ON AN ISLAND⁉️⁉️⁉️ JUST KILL THE POOR BASTARD OMG